you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”


How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up



Frida Kahlo 1920 - 2014

STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT This is not the first thing I should see when I go on the Friday Kahlo tagUghUghUghFrida Kahlo was one of the strongest most influential women to ever exist in Mexico and the world as a wholeHow dare youHow fucking dare youNoYou do not take one of my few latina feminist role models and taint her with your patriarchal western society view of beautyFuck youAs a Mexican female who is hoping to make an impact on the world through the arts, finding such a strong feminist role model who I can connect to because of cultural backgrounds is hard enough to findHow dare you do this shit

Does the shitty OP know Frida Kahlo used makeup to darken her unibrow and mustache. She didn’t give a fuck about your racist, fascist beauty standards, and was attempting to make you uncomfortable. 
And it worked. 
You’re so uncomfortable with her appearance to the extent of “white washing” her features. 
Fuck you. 
And fuck anyone who thinks she would be prettier if she removed her facial hair. 
It’s sad that no one understands the genius of Frida Kahlo and her artwork.


am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay


*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882